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CALIBER

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Small-batch. Version-controlled. Each release tested, refined, and numbered.

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47ITERATIONSon The Founder alone
48BATCH_SIZEper weekly release
< 4hSELLOUT_TIMEaverage deployment

PRODUCT_LINEUP

Current stable releases and experimental branches

⚠ ESD SENSITIVE⎇ main
THE FOUNDER
THE FOUNDERv47.2
STABLE
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Where it all started. Brown butter base with Valrhona dark 70% and Maldon salt finish.

01Brown butter base
02Valrhona dark 70%
03Maldon sea salt
CALIBER_MFGBOSTON, MALOT_FOUNDER
⚠ ESD SENSITIVE⎇ main
NORTH END
NORTH ENDv23.1
STABLE
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Boston's coffee district in cookie form. Espresso-forward with dark chocolate and hazelnut praline.

01Counter Culture espresso
02Dark chocolate chunks
03House-made praline
CALIBER_MFGBOSTON, MALOT_NORTH-END
⚠ ESD SENSITIVE⎇ main
MIDNIGHT
MIDNIGHTv31.0
STABLE
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For the purists. Triple chocolate with espresso undertones. No compromises.

01Dutch process cocoa
02Dark chocolate chunks
03Espresso powder
CALIBER_MFGBOSTON, MALOT_MIDNIGHT
⚠ ESD SENSITIVE⎇ main
BIRTHDAY
BIRTHDAYv18.4
STABLE
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Celebration protocol. Vanilla bean with handmade confetti and cream cheese frosting center.

01Madagascar vanilla
02House-made confetti
03Cream cheese core
CALIBER_MFGBOSTON, MALOT_BIRTHDAY
⚠ ESD SENSITIVE⎇ main
BENCHMARK
BENCHMARKv12.0
STABLE
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The standard by which all others are measured. Maple brown butter, candied pecan, bourbon.

01Vermont maple syrup
02Candied pecans
03Buffalo Trace bourbon
CALIBER_MFGBOSTON, MALOT_BENCHMARK
⚠ ESD SENSITIVE⎇ experimental
◉AWAITING_UPLOAD
THE FOUNDERv48.0-beta
BETA
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Experimental variant for merge voting. Testing new Valrhona blend with increased cocoa percentage.

01Brown butter base
02Valrhona dark 72%
03Pink Himalayan salt
CALIBER_MFGBOSTON, MALOT_FOUNDER-BETA

ORDER_BUNDLES

Minimum order: 6-pack. No individual units.

THE_BUILD$72.00
6 cookies:6 precision-engineered cookies. 5 stable releases + 1 beta for merge voting.
>5 stable versions
>1 beta version
>Batch ticket with specs
>QR code for merge voting
>Shipping included
THE_FULL_STACK$130.00
12 cookies:12 cookies for the committed. Double the versions, priority voting weight.
>10 stable versions
>2 beta versions
>Extended batch ticket
>Priority merge request voting
>Shipping included

HOW_IT_WORKS

Three steps to deployment

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JOIN_QUEUE

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BUILD_LIVE

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Watch production in real-time. See exact ingredients, techniques, version notes.

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DEPLOYMENT

caliber.ship(order)

Same-day local delivery in Boston. Temperature-controlled transit.

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